Anonymous May 21, 2013 at 10:19 pm

One Fluoride Post to Rule Them All

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Let there be peace. The Great Portland Fluoride Civil War is over. General Fluoridation has been defeated at the Battle of Bull Run.
Todd Mecklem on May 21, 2013 at 11:02 PM Report this
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Let the international mocking begin.
jamdox on May 21, 2013 at 11:22 PM Report this
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Whole Foods is now selling Toms Fluoridated toothpaste. This is the best outcome.
Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on May 22, 2013 at 12:15 AM Report this
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We failed teh childrenz! and...

Suck it, drug pushers!

Better?
TMC on May 22, 2013 at 7:16 AM Report this
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I guess people will have to start swallowing their toothpaste now, cuz fluoride totally works that way. Kind of like how you swallow a band-aid for a cut on your finger.
disastronaut on May 22, 2013 at 7:40 AM Report this
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This post does not, in fact, rule them all.
Aestro on May 22, 2013 at 8:18 AM Report this
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Baking soda works too, and it comes included, for free, with each purchase of crack cocaine.
myscreennameistaken on May 22, 2013 at 10:21 AM Report this
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"Keep Portland full of people who imagine themselves to be really smart, but are actually poorly informed conspiracy theorists."
Blabby on May 22, 2013 at 11:13 AM Report this
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"Keeping the Portland Mercury I,A blog full of butt-hurt pro-fluoride zealots who's only recourse is to resort to juvenile name-calling."
Dimitri on May 22, 2013 at 11:51 AM Report this
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Keep Portland full of people who manage to call others "butt-hurt zealots" and then accuse them of "juvenile name-calling" in the same sentence.
Blabby on May 22, 2013 at 11:56 AM Report this
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"Butt-hurt pro-fluoride zealots".

Lulz.
disastronaut on May 22, 2013 at 12:16 PM Report this
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You can tell fluoride is terrible because you die within 5 minutes of drinking it.
j.cas on May 22, 2013 at 12:51 PM Report this
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Your Mom's got fluoride in her underpants. She's floor ridin' her junk all over the town's watering holes!
myscreennameistaken on May 22, 2013 at 1:38 PM Report this
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What the fuck is "teh childrinz" anyway? A vegan muffler shop? A new fluoride-free consignment store?
Barf! on May 22, 2013 at 1:43 PM Report this
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What is going on? What are all these posts about fluoride about? I don't get it.
drj on May 22, 2013 at 3:35 PM Report this

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