Anonymous Jun 1, 2013 at 5:03 pm

Honey Bucket

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The birth of a food cart pod.
buddy on June 1, 2013 at 6:36 PM Report this
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Tip the fuckin thing over
j.cas on June 1, 2013 at 7:07 PM Report this
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whole-heartedly agree, tip the mother fucker over.
bort on June 1, 2013 at 7:10 PM Report this
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Into the street! teach that contractor a shitty lesson! Rabble-rabble.
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on June 1, 2013 at 7:58 PM Report this
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Put a padlock on the door
Barf! on June 1, 2013 at 8:56 PM Report this
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i wanna donate time to this cause, kinda.
Stephonknee Wells Kunz on June 1, 2013 at 9:20 PM Report this
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Y'all must've missed the part where I,A mentioned tipping it over ends up spilling shit out in front of their home.
Aestro on June 1, 2013 at 11:17 PM Report this
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Put a padlock on the door, wrap it in seal plastic, tip over the sucka, and put a tiny flag on it.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on June 1, 2013 at 11:49 PM Report this
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They didn't padlock it? Then you should've.
Todd Mecklem on June 2, 2013 at 12:15 AM Report this
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They didn't padlock it? Then you should've.
Todd Mecklem on June 2, 2013 at 12:15 AM Report this
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They didn't padlock it? Then you should've.
Todd Mecklem on June 2, 2013 at 12:16 AM Report this
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Fuck this iPhone, while you're at it.
Todd Mecklem on June 2, 2013 at 12:19 AM Report this
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Fuck this iPhone, while you're at it.
Todd Mecklem on June 2, 2013 at 12:22 AM Report this
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Call the construction company like an adult and ask them to move it.
Satorical on June 2, 2013 at 9:00 AM Report this
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Fake. The last "small modest apartment in NE Portland" was demolished and replaced with three narrow eco-homes some five years ago.
Chunty McHutchence on June 2, 2013 at 9:56 AM Report this
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95% of the time, you can find the keys for heavy equipment somewhere on the "abandoned excavator". Usually in the engine cowling. Fire that bitch up, and move the shitter somewhere to your liking. May I suggest the middle of the street.
scaler911 on June 2, 2013 at 10:38 AM Report this
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Jesus, how 'bout strolling up the contractor and telling him/her, to their face mind you (I know, making a point to someone's face is HARD), and say "hey: can you move your shitter from in front of my house, NOW?"

If they don't, then call the city's building department inspector and complain.

Here's what's not gonna work for ya: writing a little missive to I, Anonymous.
Doogie on June 2, 2013 at 12:37 PM Report this
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Yes Todd, fuck your iphone!
on June 2, 2013 at 12:43 PM Report this
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👆yeah! Let's pump it up and take some photos and use those as our avatars! Put on some slick shades and peruse the personals...

Ahhhh, yes! I'll follow you ace. You are a real lady's man......
The Disliker on June 2, 2013 at 7:30 PM Report this
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I won't fuck no Iphone.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on June 2, 2013 at 9:29 PM Report this

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