The fuck? (also you way overuse parentheses, just sayin')

"HEY! YOU DIDNT TALK ABOUT THE INDIE UNDERGROUND CONDOMS! HACKS!!!!!!!!"

Get a job and buy some Trojans, no girl wants to see you slip on some ghetto condom that'll break when you gorilla fuck her.

Yeah, choosing the one at eye level is a bad move but ordering in bulk off Amazon can only lead to quality product.

And hey, brackets go inside parentheses, not braces. Braces go inside brackets but if you're hitting that point you probably needed a new sentence or two.

FUCK MERCURY, GIVE ME MY ABILITY TO THINK FOR MYSELF BACK! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME MY GRANDPA TOOK MY NOSE!

This person's I,A just gorilla fucked my eyes.

*...a{[(n)]} exquisite example.

Stay in school.