Anonymous Jun 4, 2013 at 12:28 pm

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You pay $20 for an ounce of weed, uh?

Did know that an ounce is a measurement of weight, not the name of a type of baggy?

I would invest in a scale if I were you, buddy.
myscreennameistaken on June 4, 2013 at 12:37 PM Report this
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It's Michoacán, not Meshmacon.

And like wow, man, you haven't been able to buy weed for those prices since like, the 60's, man.

And it was like at least half seeds and stems by weight, man.
randyzpdx on June 4, 2013 at 12:47 PM Report this
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Oh yeah, and it smelled like coconut and pineapple 'cause it was sugared to add weight, man.
randyzpdx on June 4, 2013 at 12:48 PM Report this
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I remember back when a dime bag cost a dime, man...
Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on June 4, 2013 at 1:02 PM Report this
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You the same guy that's scouring e-bay looking for a 8 track version of Cream's "Fresh Cream"?
scaler911 on June 4, 2013 at 1:14 PM Report this
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What the fuck is a "lid"? Do I need to talk to a 60-year-old who used to smoke "grass" back in the days of giant, unkempt lady bushes and people fleeing to Canada to avoid the draft?
disastronaut on June 4, 2013 at 1:47 PM Report this
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Haha, what Portland are YOU living in, I,A?? You need a better hookup. And an idea of what quantities you're buying.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on June 4, 2013 at 2:38 PM Report this
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I feel so bad for people who have shitty weed. I don't have that problem.

I'm gonna go watch cartoons now.
ThatOneBitch on June 4, 2013 at 3:19 PM Report this
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I'm guessing that entire thing was from a movie, ca. 1980, and it was supposed to be funny. But it wasn't.
on June 4, 2013 at 3:20 PM Report this
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I remember from my teenage years that quarters cost 15 and ounces 45. In fact, that's literally *all* I remember.
Todd Mecklem on June 4, 2013 at 3:22 PM Report this
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@ Jose Head:

What, did they take away your 'Horny Hippo' account, just like they did the four or five other accounts you had before that? You are nothing if not tenacious, sir.
human in training on June 4, 2013 at 3:32 PM Report this
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Maui Wowie lofl. The west coast has microbrews and trees on lockdown, and you're missing some South American brick weed garbage? Sad.. you sound like an old man who just bought a bag of oregano off some high school kids and now you're venting. The bud now is infinitely stronger and EVERYWHERE in this town.
j.cas on June 4, 2013 at 4:30 PM Report this
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looks like Jose Head is gone now, too.

;-)
randyzpdx on June 4, 2013 at 4:54 PM Report this
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Actually, IA's got a point, little boys and girls (likely just moved here from the Midwest). You can get different varieties from dispensaries but most street weed has been high yield, hybrid varieties grown for short flowering time, dense buds, and a high concentrations of just a few cannabinoids (of the hundreds that exist). It's like buying only Imperial IPA's, over and over and over.
Dizzy on June 4, 2013 at 5:14 PM Report this
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J cas. Is a loser.
buddy on June 4, 2013 at 5:38 PM Report this
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^says the dipshit obsessively following his comments.
Barf! on June 4, 2013 at 9:00 PM Report this
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While I'm no marijuana scientist, I do enjoy a nice toke every now and then and have no trouble finding pot that is great in Portland at a reasonable price. The real issue is the price of the junk food that I like in this town.
:-) on June 4, 2013 at 9:39 PM Report this
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I seem to have a comment-section-stalker (so postmodern!)
j.cas on June 4, 2013 at 11:21 PM Report this
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ps in less than a year you can hop on the bus up to Vancouver WA, buy weed at the shops there (it's legal, not medical, anyone from any state can buy it in WA - don't need to be a state resident) then come back to Portland. It'll be grade, plus edibles, etc...
j.cas on June 4, 2013 at 11:22 PM Report this

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