Little did you know, tight pants make riding a bike a lot easier, and a LOT more comfortable.

Do you like my ass in these?!?!

Huh? Huh?!?

About time someone addressed the secret little feud that cars and bikes have been having in this town lately.

So you go out of your way to make him sound effeminate, and then accuse him of entitlement? Seems backward. Or were you hopping aboard the hipster hating train and hoping you'd get likes that way?