Am not used to neither read half witted I,A's, it's been a while since one showed up. Just transform the written down story to a linear narrative form. You're welcome.
What kind of asshole just sticks a lost wallet in the mail and assumes that the address they're sending it to still belongs to the wallet-owner?! Like those smart people always say: "Assumption is the 2nd-cousin of all fuck-ups."
This is a classic case of some wannabe goody-two-shoes fuck-hole thinking that they're saving the world when really they almost sent an awesome wallet with $50 and some stamp cards for free coffee in it to some random person that might've been a rapist.
Besides, God might've put that wallet there for a reason, and who the fuck are you to question God's placement of wallets?
Anyway, Godly wallet-plans and joking aside, that 'wallet' could've been a bomb, or an oddly-shaped pile of dog shit. Mind you own business, folks. No matter how good it looks on paper, ALTRUISM IS FOR SUCKERS. And anyone who has the mind to pass up free money and coffee will never survive the imminent apocalypse.
Sorry, I was momentarily confused by a positive I,A.
This is a classic case of some wannabe goody-two-shoes fuck-hole thinking that they're saving the world when really they almost sent an awesome wallet with $50 and some stamp cards for free coffee in it to some random person that might've been a rapist.
Besides, God might've put that wallet there for a reason, and who the fuck are you to question God's placement of wallets?
Anyway, Godly wallet-plans and joking aside, that 'wallet' could've been a bomb, or an oddly-shaped pile of dog shit. Mind you own business, folks. No matter how good it looks on paper, ALTRUISM IS FOR SUCKERS. And anyone who has the mind to pass up free money and coffee will never survive the imminent apocalypse.
You're still welcome for another try.