99% of the folks on these naked rides should be fully clothed, and then some. All this silly shit makes me embarrassed to ride a bike in this town. It's a mode of transportation, not a "lifestyle".
Damn, I'm only a cyclist, not an exhibitionist or someone who enjoys swerving slowly through throngs of inexperienced people on bikes. And I did so want to get more intimate with my bike seat.
Which reminds me, what's with all the "well girls usually wear panties, they've got that whole deal down there..." Must be from the same guys who's dicks are so clean that they don't need to wash their hands after peeing. None of those clean dicked guys have assholes that would also be contacting the seat, or anything.
Sure, dude. Maybe your sit bones aren't super proximal to your anus, but if you google the term "ischial tuberosities" I think you'll find that for most people they are. But I'm sure you're an ultra-efficient forward leaning posture machine.
Every year WNBR rolls around, I flash back to "bad naked." Strolling around the waterfront? Good naked. In the bedroom? Good naked. Hot tub? good. On a bike... errr...
Which reminds me, what's with all the "well girls usually wear panties, they've got that whole deal down there..." Must be from the same guys who's dicks are so clean that they don't need to wash their hands after peeing. None of those clean dicked guys have assholes that would also be contacting the seat, or anything.
Fuckin' nasty tradition.