Let's be more specific: there's a dog *gym* opening up in the Pearl soon, on NW 10th between Northrup and Overton.

A gym. With paid memberships. For dogs. Less than a month after The Fields Park opened, with free off-leash fenced-in play areas--with separate areas for small and large dogs.

It reminds me of when Triumph the Insult Comic Dog went to the Beverly Hills Dog Hotel, and, pretending to read from a special occasion card for dogs, said "Condolences on the loss of your priorities."