Be straight here - whatever costume you were in was solely because you wanted to have a sword.

I wish they had arrested you.

Go back to Reed, jackass!

Because swords + alcohol = no.

It may just be normal to you, but you dungeon and dragons nerds are known for shooting up schools and acting a fool. Just bring a plastic sword, no chick is going to get a lady boner because you have some samurai sword signed by Randy Jackson.

"...lo and behold, there was Dean sitting behind the desk. He looked up and I could have sworn he was about to wet himself. His eyes darted all around the room, but I was between him and the door and I could see that he was absolutely terror-stricken. My first thought was that here was the ideal opportunity to kill the bastard. I saw a pencil on the desk and all it would take was a quick thrust through the underside of his jaw, up through the soft palate and deep inside the brain." --G Gordon Liddy

This IAnon would be a lot better if someone wrote it in the voice of a character from Game Of Thrones or Lord of the Rings(including references to dwarves, wizards, and/or Daenerys Targaryen).

Fantasy nerds just aren't what they used to be these days...

listen here, you child man. no commoner such as thee has the priveledge of bearing a sword. now cease this nonsense and behave thyself, lest i slap thee in front of thy mistress

You gotta bring more than a sword to a bar to raise any eyebrows in this attention-whore oasis that is Portland, OR.

God do I ever fucking hate theater people.

LARPer pub crawls.

Was the sword in question a wakizashi or chokutō or ninjato-style katana? If not, get the fuck out of here!

Let's face it, having the cops called on you was the high point of your life. Hence your need to report it here.

Word of advice- Its all in the pronounciation. If you keep calling it a "swored" ( heavy on the w ) people will know you are an imbecile and it will put them at ease. Try it when you get out of lockup.