The bedless have to have some covers for the dog shit in the park. Consider it the Portland Mercury's little contribution to the so-called, "Homeless Problem".

I see painters grab stacks of the merc all the time, is this really news?

No, it's not news. It's I, Anonymous--a blog. You've been here long enough to know the difference.

Sorry. I'm in a foul mood from the heat. My cat is splayed like she ran out of batteries, and I have to work late. It's a house full of hate.

How does it being a blog make a difference in my response? Fucker.

Whoa now hold up kids lol we can get through this If we just dont panic.
This reminds me of that other time we had some trouble in here with Mercurial personalities clashing over who has the most pronounced case of petulant red-ass.
It doesnt have to be that way you dorks!
Oregon has its own papermill. Deal. You live for the cause but dont even think about whats wrong with solving the problem. Free Willie but then what? Did we really need a two ton orca squishing around the streets of newport. Disaster time. All caused by tall bikes (again). And stupid fucking hats. Always with the dumb hats portland.

They're being shipped to Yemen and sold as porn on the streets.

I SOLD THEM NEXT TO A STREET ROOTS VENDOR AT PIONEER SQUARE AND MADE $17.

Fuck you disliker voters.

I needed some tinder to start a fire to roast my freshly trapped and gutted 'coon on.

Willamette week always be leavin a bad taste in my mouth when I use it to cook up some o that sweet street meat.

I used mine to fan the flames of disgust when we roasted the creative class, burning them alive and feasting upon their flesh

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