Lake Ostweengos are White Trash

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Next time? Why didn't you call the cops THIS time?

Barf! on July 5, 2013 at 11:00 AM

I'm sure Beavertweenians and Gladstweenites would act just as white-trashy once they'd obtweened some booze.

Todd Mecklem on July 5, 2013 at 12:46 PM

I understand a fear of drunken 12 year olds so deeply instilled that you must remain anonymous, I really do.

i'mrightyourwrong on July 5, 2013 at 2:14 PM

Did you bother to pull said cans out of the river, or did you just run home to post about it here? I appreciate the sentiment, but really you should have said something then.

on July 5, 2013 at 4:30 PM

My neighbor tweens left some iced tea cans on my front lawn. I went outside and told them to pick it up and throw it in the trash. They did. See how that's done. Me, adult. Them, children.

BokChoy on July 5, 2013 at 11:16 PM

Ah Lake Oswego: Where I don't go since I don't drive a 60.000 dollar car and they treat people they don't know like servants. No wonder their children are entitled shits.

ThatOneBitch on July 6, 2013 at 1:20 AM

For a brief time back in the seventies, Orygunites were quite vocally against litter bugs, prior to Californian invasion.

Hello Fritzy on July 6, 2013 at 1:21 PM

I'm afraid of drunken 12 year olds too. Has anyone been reading the news lately? The best thing to do if you see a group of teens hanging out after dark is draw down, mace all of them from twenty feet away and throw a flash bang grenade to disorient them whilel you run for cover.

Otherwise you will probably get repeatedly punched in the face for comedy, sport, or Youtube.

JRRTrollkien on July 6, 2013 at 11:21 PM