Great advice. Holds true for Roto Rooter too.

I was going to say the same thing about pizza delivery. The last time I gave the homeless dude digging through the cans outside my house twenty bucks he brought me back half a package of Tostino's pizza bites, a warm 211, and a broken meth pipe. I mean, c'mon man, you're towing two bike trailers you look just like a fucking delivery service.

Does she take Amex? Some heel-suckers want their frequent-flyer miles, y'know.

What is this, Yelp?