You sound rather evil yourself.
You and your friend were made for each other.

Ah, revenge porn. Thank you.

This sounds like a really classy workplace.

Y'all both suck.

I thought I,A was lacking lately, this comes from the REal part of this country. Half assed anyways, but that was my point.

Also, are kinky prosthetics involved in which the writer did not extend on?

Everything about this is gross. Have fun getting hit by that bus.

classy

So I guess a threesome is out of the question?

"I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind"

Service industry job. Check.
Small circle of people who flirt with and fuck each other. Check.
Extended adult stay over / house share situation. Check.

Congratulations, IAnon (and friend), you are adults, Portland style.

Anon, did you write the anon below this one? Is your co-working stealing your tip money because you fucked her ex?

So if you are a whore I dont get why you care she called you a whore.
Stop confusing me.

This is almost definitely stripper drama.

How do revenge fucks work anyway? Do girls have to pretend they are drunk or into a dude or do they just go, "Hey bro. Fuck that bitch- lets get busy and make her ratchet ass head spin in circles."

I need to know so I can tell how many of the total times I have gotten laid in my life only happened because some slut needed to get revenge on her whorish BFF.

So the girl who's ex husband you fucked shit talks you, and you are upset about her said shit talking.

Oh women, where does this cattiness stem from?