Really, if anyone has EVER bought oatmeal in Portland, your dick has been in it? Are you aware of just how many restaurants serve oatmeal as a breakfast option/side?
^ actually he's been all up in the Quaker factory, puttin his dick in every batch of dried oats. You gotta get them at the source. It also pisses off the Quakers, so that's a plus.
Oatmeal rules. All you fat, adult-acne infected weirdos can shit on Oatmeal all you want. Have some more bacon and cigarettes, it's working out very well for you ;)
1. Good thing I don't eat oatmeal.
2. You're kind of a douche, you know that, right?
You haven't lived until you smoke bacon wrapped cigarettes. Little facial grease fires from heaven.
http://www.moerbacon.com/2009/08/bacon-mar…