Anonymous Jul 25, 2013 at 10:16 am

I Put My Penis in Your Oatmeal

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Did you respond to an ad on Craigslist by the oatmeal looking for a baby daddy?
Demondog on July 25, 2013 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Two things:

1. Good thing I don't eat oatmeal.

2. You're kind of a douche, you know that, right?
tommyspoon on July 25, 2013 at 11:03 AM Report this
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I'm highly disturbed to find out that people actually go out to eat and end up ordering oatmeal.
Aestro on July 25, 2013 at 11:15 AM Report this
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I am waiting for the day the oatmeal is 200 degrees and you get a searcumcision.
Todd Mecklem on July 25, 2013 at 12:48 PM Report this
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Well, glad I'm not into tepid oatmeal. Or that you're really into penis burns. Either way.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on July 25, 2013 at 1:02 PM Report this
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What Tommyspoon said.
ThatOneBitch on July 25, 2013 at 1:05 PM Report this
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Fake. And what the fuck is a co$k? You should get that looked at.
jamdox on July 25, 2013 at 1:19 PM Report this
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Really, if anyone has EVER bought oatmeal in Portland, your dick has been in it? Are you aware of just how many restaurants serve oatmeal as a breakfast option/side?
j.cas on July 25, 2013 at 3:32 PM Report this
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^ actually he's been all up in the Quaker factory, puttin his dick in every batch of dried oats. You gotta get them at the source. It also pisses off the Quakers, so that's a plus.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on July 25, 2013 at 3:56 PM Report this
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I hate oatmeal. It reminds me of prison breakfast.
JRRTrollkien on July 25, 2013 at 5:48 PM Report this
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Oatmeal rules. All you fat, adult-acne infected weirdos can shit on Oatmeal all you want. Have some more bacon and cigarettes, it's working out very well for you ;)
j.cas on July 25, 2013 at 6:41 PM Report this
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Uh, I like to put nanners in my oatmeal.
:-) on July 25, 2013 at 7:17 PM Report this
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@ jaycas

You haven't lived until you smoke bacon wrapped cigarettes. Little facial grease fires from heaven.
JRRTrollkien on July 25, 2013 at 9:18 PM Report this
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better yet:

http://www.moerbacon.com/2009/08/bacon-mar…
JRRTrollkien on July 25, 2013 at 10:20 PM Report this
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Isn't this a copy of the jerking off into the mayonnaise guy from a few months back?
maleeek on July 25, 2013 at 11:06 PM Report this
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I'm not a bacon fanatic but those bacon wrapped dates from tasty n sons are cult as fuck
j.cas on July 26, 2013 at 12:07 AM Report this
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It's the vegans that will REALLY take this the worst.
AlaskanNow on July 26, 2013 at 2:15 AM Report this
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jerking off into food is so passé.
bort on July 27, 2013 at 11:01 AM Report this
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What a dick!
longklaw on July 28, 2013 at 8:23 PM Report this

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