Heh, you witnessed a Jihad training session!!!!!

Nice try Anon, but this diatribe is vague and doesn't make much sense. What is "talking a hard"?

The I,Anonymouses have become increasingly harder to understand.

I feel like i've been taking college level math and cruising along and all of a sudden theres a bunch of nonsense this fucking professor is putting out there! Fucking commie didnt tell me THIS was going to be on the exam.

Man this shit is making no sense today. Maybe if we mix them all together we'll get one coherent I,A.:

YOU SUCK PORTLAND: A Rant

A Portland Native

My friends often wonder why I hate New Seasons so much. Usually I can only give a vague diatribe that doesn't make much sense. But today, I have experienced the most exemplary New Seasons situation. I can hear your love for porn hub. It’s quite fascinating. I can appreciate routine, and your loud over kill to narrate each explicit scene. In conjunction to learning what’s your favorite. I get to hear in distinctive quality and sensation, you savor it. This is not religous music that was shit. No more information.

I like to read books and the daily newspaper. I was at the libarary in north portland by jefferson high school quietly reading along with alot of others. You yelling at lesbians as if they can hear you, or coaching double fisting scene, is what I get to look forward to. ‘He's doing great, numbers and talking a hard, I would have lasted longer' leaves your lips, as if you're holding in your hand the ending scene from their production script. But the white lady standing over his shoulder and being that fake-nice condescending person is so goddamn typical of you, you are rude stupid and get a life. Giving him the opportunity to work is commendable (I'm at fault here, too).

So on sunday all I can hear and feel is load music in the tones of michael jackson and others. I do this all the time I love it!!! I will admit I too love the hub,but it's that smugness that makes me cringe every time. Take it some place else who cares where just not where people come; THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WANT TO BE APART OF OUR MASTURBATION CLUB. A black man with the name Jihad is at a fundamental disadvantage in finding employment. So shut the fuck up! No one should have to chose between their name and living a well-adjusted life.

The end pure crap.

They only have a Jihadi on hand as pretext to install metal detectors and ex-ray scanners at the doors. Since they are politically correct enough to hire him, they must not be abusive by searching everybody. I do all my shopping at 7-11.

I know how this guy feels, my middle name is Crusade.

Barry Soetoro actually uses his original former legal middle name sometimes; "Hussein".

Maybe get your oatmeal elsewhere.?

Also, I've known dudes from the other continent named puto, so Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, I'm sure his parents named him Jihad.

You don't even see the irony of your righteous indignation do you?

How is formed?

I'm changing my name to Vendetta Mecklem, may as well at this point.

I for one am looking forward to Die Hard 6: Talking A Hard...

Who's Barry Soetoro?

I'm sure outsiders think the Portlanders who shop at New Seasons are crazy. The Portlanders who hate and boycott New Seasons are the crazy ones.

I believe what you witnessed is called training a new employee.

And who are you to talk about condescending while complimenting a grocery store for hiring a black man?

Jihad is totally a real name, FYI.

JRR T. - That was not LESS coherent than the original posts. It was vastly more entertaining, though. A ripping yarn!

Fundamental Muslims hate being called terrorists, but love to be referred to as Jihadis.