Oblivious turn for thief to get laid. Buy some lotion in bulk bucko......

Maybe this WAS karma.

"I'm sure I will see you around."

Not with the sun in your eyes you won't.

Aestro beat me to it, as in what makes you think it wasn't karma that got them stolen from you?
Yet another example of why karma is bullshit reasoning.

everyone loses sunglasses all the time, but this guy thinks he's so chill that his were stolen.

"I deserve this box of quinoa-flour pasta" is just a few steps removed from "I deserve to possess another man's fancy sunglasses." It's a slippery slope of entitlement!

I suggest shopping at a place where stealing a man's sunglasses will likely get you shot. Maybe the UnSafeway? Or you could just buy Chinese-knockoff Wayfarers for pennies off eBay / Amazon and chuckle heartily when some "funderemployed" artist swipes them.

The Hipster Lament: An Opera in Four Parts.

We the people of I, A are many things, perhaps we are even unsavory some of us... but random swipers of douche bans we are not. Nobody here stole your shades dork.

Yeah, this is a good thing. Now you have a great excuse to go buy yourself a pair of cool sunglasses.

Not the fucking Alberta Ray Bans Ninja again. He's relentless.

Ray Ban has some good covert marketers. Not anon, but the kid who stole the glasses. And dude, why you rummaging through bagel bins? That isn't the fucking Goodwill bulk shoe bin...

I hate it when i carelessly leave my stuff out in the open for some asshole to steal and then some asshole comes and steals it.

I mean, who would've thought that people could be such...people??

(Whoa. I just took a look at some prices on Ray Ban's website -- it now appears that you're a sucker on at least two counts, Anon. For those prices, along with shielding your eyes from the sun, surely they also lay golden eggs and/or whisper sweet nothings in your ear while you spoon late at night, right?)

haha

THOSE BAGELS THO

You know what helps you not get your overly priced name brand sunglasses stolen? NOT FUCKING BUYING OVERLY PRICED NAME BRAND SUNGLASSES. Also, asshole, karma isn't kicking a thief's ass or wishing ill on people, you're a fucking disgrace.

Have you checked in with roosters?Where is the coop anyway?