Yeah, you need to remove the paper bills immediately, and don't leave more than a dollar in change. Do you think you're the first person to have their tip jar robbed?
I actually would like the Spin Doctors covering Life Is a Highway - even the worst of 90s music is better than the weenie twee crap today like fun., the Lumineers, and Passion Pit.
Really what special thing are you doing with the slurpee machine and the hot dog rotator thing that anybody should tip you?
Bullying for tips is a crime dude. Glad somebody had the balls to stand up to you.
That the Crook's small heart grew three sizes that day!
He road into Burgerville. He brought back their monies.
He brought back their two's, their tens', and their twenties,
He brought back their nickles, pennies, and dimes,
He even brought pickles and a box of wedged limes.
He brought everything back, all the fast-food for the feast!
And he, he himself, the Crook carved the locally-grown-sustainable-organic roast beast!