Anonymous Aug 9, 2013 at 8:23 pm

Hey Stranger Man, That I Don't Know

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Reminds me of the rabbi that didn't charge to do circumcisions...he only took tips. Fuckin' A!
St_Onan_Drools on August 9, 2013 at 10:37 PM Report this
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Sorry but even the tip won't fit through a half dollar size hole, thanks anyway.
Todd Mecklem on August 9, 2013 at 10:48 PM Report this
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If he's like me, he probably has that hole from riding bikes furiously and all day long, and we all know how much stamina bicyclists have in the sack.

Get dem digits, beotch.
lyle on August 10, 2013 at 11:13 AM Report this
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Did you notice a strange perfume in the air of lavender tinted hot dog water?
JRRTrollkien on August 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM Report this

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