This is so very confusing.

Wow, that sounds awful.

Have you tried smoking a shit load of weed?

Seems to be working these days for every other obscure neurological disorder.

"10 months out of the year"

In all seriousness, if it's that bad, you'd better move to a different climate. Is it the cold or the damp that triggers it? Both? Choose accordingly. (Austin gets 300 days of sunshine, I've heard.)

You're going to kick your face's ass? Oh, you must have a "butt chin".