And act like you, I guess? Lessee, according to what I read here, that means everybody else should eschew their intellect, not date online (for some reason), not work at upscale grocery stores (okay, I suppose), not have beards or tattooes, not be easy going (!), not be a good friend (!!), write letters, display anything in the way of sensitivity, not talk smoothly or "chase" something.

Whereas we should all be like you: i.e. disproportionately pissed off at the behavior of a lot of strangers whose lives impact yours not in the least.