You should've shouted "Well I'm gonna stand next to the guy with Cerebral Palsy! Line continues from HERE!" and then wandered off clutching your nuts after he punched you in them.
I always feel so guilty when I eat a burrito. I mean sure it's 1000+ calories. But is it sustainable? Are these carrots organic? Why the fuck am I eating a burrito that consists of white rice + frozen vegetable mix? Oh yeah, Laughing Planet.
Ableist? Is that even a real thing? You can't even be a breathing organism these days without somebody slapping a defamatory label on you.