Keep right except to fucking pass, dumbass!

I have an injured brains from reading your prose, I think I'll go hurl in the abyss now (though I usually wait until Friday night).

IA you're wonderful. (I'm coming out of a strip club myself this hour.)

Thanks for letting us know what she looked like! Totally relevant information that doesn't make you sound at all like an asshole.

You are horrible!

For the last fucking time, pigs don't have hooves.

from the wiki page for 'hoof':

Most even-toed ungulates (such as sheep, goats, deer, cattle, bison and pigs) have two main hooves on each foot, together called a cloven hoof.