Beating an annoying dog with a broom handle?! What a sweet, sweet gal.
May she be assaulted by her drunken neighbor, become grandmother to several assholes fathered by her asshole son-in-law, and develop a cancer far worse than her brother's.
I always read the other comments before posting to see what counterpoints have already been offered or to see if someone has basically closed the comments section with the perfect response or the perfectly wrong thing to say. SADLY, ONCE AGAIN I SEE NOTHING OF THE KIND PORTLAND!
With every Anon submission, we should get a groupon for dramabiotics. It's medication used to treat extreme cases of drama, and its complications. "Did you take yours today?"
I'd consider your co-worker's inappropriate conversations as free entertainment. At least she doesn't reek of B.O. or throw up at her desk 'cause she had lap band surgery but can't seem to stop eating 2 McGriddle meals every morning. True story.
Also report her to the authorities for animal abuse.
And don't drag the rest of us into it.
May she be assaulted by her drunken neighbor, become grandmother to several assholes fathered by her asshole son-in-law, and develop a cancer far worse than her brother's.
Now if it weren't for all that office drama, I'd tell all my friends to move to Portland.
-Portland