Anonymous Aug 27, 2013 at 12:40 pm

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1
What do you mean wtf Portland? People can be found many places. It sounds like you have a people problem not a Portland problem.
2
Start asking really personal questions about stuff she talks about on the phone.

Also report her to the authorities for animal abuse.

And don't drag the rest of us into it.
3
Beating an annoying dog with a broom handle?! What a sweet, sweet gal.

May she be assaulted by her drunken neighbor, become grandmother to several assholes fathered by her asshole son-in-law, and develop a cancer far worse than her brother's.
4
'I love my new job; the office environment is drama free ...'

Now if it weren't for all that office drama, I'd tell all my friends to move to Portland.
5
It just might be a hunch of mine, IAnon, but I don't think you love your new job and I don't think that everyone there is hard working.
6
I always read the other comments before posting to see what counterpoints have already been offered or to see if someone has basically closed the comments section with the perfect response or the perfectly wrong thing to say. SADLY, ONCE AGAIN I SEE NOTHING OF THE KIND PORTLAND!
7
Mind your own fucking business.
8
Piss lasering is out of the question, since you're still on probation, so...I've got nothing.
9
"What the fuck, guy with too much time on their hands?"
-Portland
10
Pull the stick out of your ass, anon.
11
With every Anon submission, we should get a groupon for dramabiotics. It's medication used to treat extreme cases of drama, and its complications. "Did you take yours today?"
12
I'd consider your co-worker's inappropriate conversations as free entertainment. At least she doesn't reek of B.O. or throw up at her desk 'cause she had lap band surgery but can't seem to stop eating 2 McGriddle meals every morning. True story.

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