Best I,A in a while. Thanks for the read!

No no no- this is a case of chronic/ fatal asshatosis. The only cure for this is death, preferably sooner rather than later. It sounds far too advanced to cure with simple aggressive shunning.

Inexcusable! He should've foxtrotted in.

He didn't *want* to be arrogant and rude, but that's all that impresses women these days.

^check it out folks, a feral human.

Hey commenting crew, time out for a second.

notice how there is no such thing as a Todd Mecklem comment (no matter how banal or obvious) that does NOT have at least 1 like? And the weirdest thing is there is ALWAYS a like even when the comment is only two minutes old.

Wait I think I figured it out.

Nothing to see here. Keep a move on.

So iAnoN if you have all this power to not honor customer reservations if they are dickwads why didn't you use it? Seems you lacked the courage of your convictions and ran over here to cry about it.
Well I'm going to do you a solid and not coddle you. Here's what really happened:
As soon as this customer started to insist on being treated like a customer you dropped your snotty little maitre d act and gave the man his 8 top and you did this right quick with a weak little shit eating grin.You did this because its either eat a little of his shit or get fired.
all that pdx passive aggressive nonsense of talking about him to his date while he is in the pisser and researching him on the internet doesn't erase what really happened here. You are in a service job and you have to be nice to dickish people and not be a dick yourself. You aren't special. Because if everybody is special nobody is special. And the man with the wallet better get his special 8 top and be right quick about it.

Feel better?

What should have happened, is maybe you and the pretty little lady dame he was with should have plotted something stupid embarrassing towards him. I would have talked her into leaving if she was that embarrassed. First date? She totally drove there. Or as his server, i would have told him his card was declined. Hes a jerk not a thief, he would have used the atm. But for a split second, his beating heart would have put a lump in his throat out of pure embarrassment. "Sir, your card was rejected"

Hey, I,A, I think you just encountered J.Cas in the flesh!

im sad now, so exposed