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1
Just get with one of them fine womyns jethro and have their dog too.
The very best free advice.
2
They actually own their condo in the Pearl. That's how.
3
In Portland, we don't end our sentences in prepositions. Thus: "Where are these people living at?" in Portland is written/spoken as "Where are these people living?".

Always happy to help!
4
You're supposed to ask if there's 'something' that can be done about the pet exclusion when you're walking around the vacant apartment with the landlord and he brings it up.

The hollow and eerie click of your shoes bouncing off the empty walls of the apartment isn't the only repetitive sound he wants to hear in that situation.
5
Guess you'll have to go back to California. Darn!
6
The number of people "willing to pay top dollar" is what doesn't add up.
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Tupelo Alley (overpriced apts on Mississippi) allow dogs. Breed restrictions (probably no pits or rotts) but no weight limits. Bring on your big and/or fat dog and fat wallet.
8
Emotional support animals. Tell the shrink you're depressed (or in I,A speak, your depre,esed) and they'll write you a letter telling your landlord (or landloard) that you can have a dog.
9
Maybe you should question whether or not you are able to take on the responsibility of owning a dog in a place where people live like sardines.

The well-dressed women with the big dogs live in those mansions up on the hill. Mostly lawyers, doctors up there. They have room for dogs.

I hope you aren't thinking that you can buy a dog and go to your job or internship and leave the dog to bark all day
and annoy the neighbors.

I kinda wonder about you. Why do you think that living in the Pearl and a dog are compatible?

Let me give you some free advice. You know those young, well-dressed women with big dogs? Well their
parents live in those mansions and those adults had a good strategy for acquiring wealth.

Trying to "live the life" by overpaying for an apartment in Portland, and getting and caring for a big dog, seems like
a good way to make sure that you will never live in
the NW Hills in a single family home. Heck, most of the young'uns who are under-employed and living an expensive lifestyle won't be able to afford a house
in Lents.

Good luck to you and please don't get a dog downtown
if you live in an apartment. Not fair to the dog. And your neighbors may hate you if the dog barks too much.
10
As a dogless human living in an apartment complex that allows dogs, there is no way I am going to tell you where this place is. Arf arf arf yap yap yap bark bark bark, whine, howl, clicky nails on the wood floors, poop and piss everywhere in the commons yard. Get a cat or move to the country.
11
"Room for dogs"

What a load of bullshit. I've had 4 large breed dogs. Half of them in a house with "room for dogs" and a yard. Half of them in a studio apartment. Neither is more ideal than the other. Dogs don't require space, they require activity. It really doesn't matter if you're walking your dog around the suburbs or downtown, or if you are throwing the ball in your backyard or at the dogpark. I actually think having to go to the dogpark has made for better dogs. The only thing "room for dogs" allows is for shitty, lazy owners to get away with being terrible at owning dogs and never walking or playing with them, and not training them.

Also, train your dogs not to bark indoors whether you rent or own. It's really not that fucking hard, unless you're my upstairs neighbors apparently.
12
GODDAMMIT GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA
13
fuck you're dog bitch.

piece of crap
14
please stay in the pearl forever

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