Anonymous Sep 13, 2013 at 8:35 am

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Maybe one day they'll show us a fat man standing next to a skinny topless woman.
2
Zing!

You've been zung, Mercury!
3
While you do have an obvious point, clearly you do not understand they are likely proud of this, and will equally likely use the full weight of their collective creativity to make fun of you.
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Yeah, i know. Some words are just so offensive. I don't know why they're offensive, they just are. My mom told me once that they were 'bad', so now i'm offended every time i hear one of them. Turns out that "sticks and stones..." thing just isn't true. She also told me that anyone who uses them doesn't have a very good vocabulary, even if they do.
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I can't believe how fucking right you are about this, the fucking Fuck word is everywhere.
6
Yikes, summer's almost over and we haven't had a Mercury cover with ice cream cones smooshed against a woman's breasts yet!
7
I guess you'd better start your own clean free newspaper! Or just stop reading this one.

Also, in terms of writing style, I think your post could be a lot more concise. Something along the lines of "Wah, the free thing you're giving me isn't what I want you to give me for free!"
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^^^ So it's YOU that posts this same comment every time someone criticizes the Mercury!^^^
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What the shit fucking hell are you worthless piss drinking sloppy cocksuckers running your cunting disease infested stank ass dicktraps about now?

Jesus H. fucking Christ on a motherfucking fence post these Jewish ball licking assholes could bore the tits off a two dollar transvestite hooker.
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Dear Anonymous:
Thanks for your input, and go fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck yourself.
Sincerely and non-sarcastically,
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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People are still offended by words? Massive NSA surveillance of American citizens, two off-the-budget wars, a ruling class of corporate aristocrats writing public policy, George Zimmerman, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, persecution of gays in Russia, Miley Cyrus AND YOU'RE OFFENDED BY SWEARS?! GODDAMMIT.
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The shame and agony of the first-time irony user. The author must be thirteen years old, tops.

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