Anonymous Sep 13, 2013 at 8:38 pm

Blowout

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"BS"
Euphonius on September 13, 2013 at 9:06 PM Report this
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Hunh? Are the corn chunks too much? Is it the Ragu spaghetti sauce? Or is it when it looks like vaseline infused peanut butter chowder? Please clarify.
JRRTrollkien on September 14, 2013 at 5:26 AM Report this
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When did this blog get changed to I, Coprophiliac?
eprophet on September 14, 2013 at 9:36 AM Report this
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Anal fissure does not work as a punch line.
maleeek on September 15, 2013 at 12:12 AM Report this
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I think we've reached the point at which we have to assume that there is one person among us who just really enjoys writing stories about shit.

You are a shit writer.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on September 16, 2013 at 6:32 PM Report this

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