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Pecker Trax sounds like the name of a Bond villain.

Barf! on September 15, 2013 at 5:51 PM

How come nobody can spell "you're" anymore?

on September 15, 2013 at 6:54 PM

Ah, the wonderful Sunday afternoon hobby of grocery store crotch staring.

TMC on September 15, 2013 at 8:54 PM

TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE! Upload it here: www.peopleofwalmart.com

Doogie on September 15, 2013 at 11:15 PM

Remember- last Sunday- when we were frolicking at the beach and you turned around and you only saw one set of footprints in the sand?

That's because my pecker was inside you!

JRRTrollkien on September 15, 2013 at 11:16 PM

Sounds like somebody jelly bout them pecker tracks!

Demondog on September 16, 2013 at 11:12 AM

It wasn't necessarily a pecker, could've been a dildo dipped in Eagle Brand.

Todd Mecklem on September 16, 2013 at 12:42 PM

Sex right before avocado hunting, always helps one find the ripe ones. You think she washed her hands first? She probably didn't wash before bed, woke up and bailed, hitting her (Anon your) local produce department.

This is the main reason you need to wash your produce people. Every local produce department has ladies returning to the cock near you.

Batman on September 16, 2013 at 3:52 PM