Anonymous Sep 24, 2013 at 10:05 am

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i passed high school the first time but congrats on the re-try.
Be sure to swing by the gift shop and pick up your complementary bottle of smells-like-teen-angst. Remember the certificate is not registered until you choke yourself purple with embarrassment hormones and self conscious bile.
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Good for you! No really I think it's great. I'm serious! Way to go.
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What ever you do next, DON"T attend Portland State University.



http://www.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2011/03/15/psu-is-a-nazi-liberal-alien-conspiracy
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Do you really think your wife would leave you? If you told her you've been dishonest about a part of your past (a part that I assume pre-dates your marriage), exlain why it's something you've never felt you could come clean about, tell her your thoughts & fears, the way keeping up this facade all these years has made you feel, and shared your organic desire to come clean? I wouldn't expect understanding/acceptance/forgiveness to happen overnight, but you truly believe she'd leave you?
You seem like an intelligent, interesting, and self-aware person; I hope your wife values those qualities over your federally recognized level of education.
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^Savage love is down the hall and then turn left.
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I know people with graduate degrees who cannot form a sentence or spell worth a shit. Good job, man. You're obviously smarter and more articulate than most of the population.
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My Romper Room diploma has gotten me laid more times than, more than, well, at least once.
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You can do a lot with that GED. This isn't even sarcastic, I went from a GED to just about finishing a bachelor of science degree in some very heady pursuits, so my advice that you probably won't take is, keep on educating.

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