Actually, we're all in our own individual boats, dealing with our own individual problems. Sure, maybe this person is an existential cry baby. Then again, maybe they're spending their time watching a parent or lover die a slow and painful death. Get over yourself. Other people don't exist for your viewing enjoyment.
This a-hole is the exact reason I wear headphones everywhere I go. They're probably a former/current/apiring clipboarder too. Well everybody, time to start shooting rainbows outta our asses and belching roses so we can improve this clown's day.
Every one of these titled "Dear Portland" has been lame. Seems like some sort of correlation at work.
Also, all of them could have more accurately been titled, "Hey, Sweetheart! Smile!"
How is taking psychological medication "trying humanity on"? Feeling bad or unhappy is perfectly normal, being happy all of the time or uncaring is not. Get a grip on reality.
Hope you have your headphones handy for when your caffeine high death spirals.
Also, all of them could have more accurately been titled, "Hey, Sweetheart! Smile!"