You don't sound like a fucking adult. Not cool.

when the prof says "raise your hand if you wanna go piss" don't hesitate to unleash your mighty "dude really"

Pick one subject to whine about or stay at home on your couch wrapped in a blankie with the lights turned off and watch Michael Douglas in Falling Down while you dream about all the cool stuff you totally would have said next time.

Jebus! The commenters in this I,A whine far more than the I,A actually does. You people bore me.

Cops Reloaded is destroying it on CMTHD 761 right now.

Czech it!

"Also, it's just kind of standard concert etiquette to not stand directly in front of someone."

lol? What concerts do you go to where nobody can stand in front of anyone else?! You sound like the type of person who should just buy the live DVD and stay in your home.

I think you showed restraint in not punching those guys out. Hope next week is better for you and these assholes leave you alone.

^ OP's mom

It sounds like Anon's been somehow transported to a hybrid universe of 8th grade and adulthood. Who gives a shit about being cool past 16?