If that's the best reason you can concoct for people not to employ a useful but unfashionable (?) device for rainy weather, you've demonstrated just how petty you old transplants are. In other words, just another trifling and self-obsessed complaint from a Portland "O.G". You're the type that deserves whatever 4 extra raindrops might land on your hoodie.

^ 4 raindrops? Apparently you didn't look out your window today.

File this post under the umbrella of useless and redundant posts that are virtually identical to posts that were posted next door less than a week ago.

Don't move here, we're full. xoxo -Portland

Don't move here, we're full. xoxo -Portland

Hey fresh inkers,

Biking and umbrellas don't mix, either.

The More You Know!

This post is walking along the space under our yawnings.

I guess I can no longer say I've never heard an "Improper Use of Umbrella/ Umbrella Etiquette" rant now.

Just when I thought IA couldn't get any more boring. If fucktard can't handle a few extra drops of rain due to such poor etiquette, perhaps they should move back to the midwest.

Also, did they think throwing a few f-bombs in at the end made them look "edgy" or something? Tool!!!!

It rains! It's Oregon! BUY a fucking beanie, and shut the fuck up!

In Portland Oregon there is more than one use for an aluminium foil hat.

I,A is right, don't be the idiot forcing people into the rain with your golf umbrella, but more importantly everyone just wear a hooded rain jacket.

I thought umbrellas were outlawed here in 1982.

Only transplants are anti-umbrella. "REAL PORTLANDERS LIKE TO SHOW UP TO THEIR DESTINATION SOAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEPS IT REAL BRO."

When you walk around in the pouring rain with your sleeves fully saturated and your hair looking like you just stepped out of the shower, you don't look cool or carefree. You look absolutely retarded.

Unless not hugging the wall requires not walking on the right.

WALK ON THE RIGHT, FUCKERS!

It's a sidewalk, not a street.

Hey, I, A,
I bet you can't grab that leaf, the one on the branch! Let's see you get it.

You're suggesting that people with umbrellas veer away from awnings in their pathway so those that choose to go without umbrellas can have use of the awnings? That's not going to happen. Why? Because the flow of traffic on a busy sidewalk would be impeded and people would be running into each other. Walk on the right side of the sidewalk, carry a standard-sized umbrella or wear a hooded raincoat or be willing to get rain on your head. Also, don't be an ass and use a golf-size umbrella unless you're on a golf course or strolling through a park.

So fresh ink is bad right? Does that imply a level of coolness lacking in those that have recently aquired their tattoos?
I like how you are updating the tradition of newb insults in our culture. Back in the day you could call somebody a WOP because it was a retarded acronym for a newly arrived person without entry papers.
More recently you might reference someone's lack of a green card to remind them they do not belong.
Fresh Ink. I like that.