Hipster and Kansas is an oxymoron. In fact hipster and hip is an oxymoron. Even the term hippy was derogatorily coined by an uncool reporter in San Francisco. The Flower Children simply used to refer to themselves, as "Freaks". For that matter, when Miles died, Cool died.

You should try Eastern Oregon. It's pretty flat.

Bearded ladies just are'nt big here yet

I don't know anything about nothing, but probably it's the Religious Lingo.

Hipsters weren't into hipsters before they weren't cool.

Hey Hipster: Maybe they don't like your fixie. More likely
you're trying to hard. Leave the house wearing baggy
sweat pants, the louder the better and a flannel shirt that
clashes. You could'nt be treated any worse than a leper.
We can relate, we're transplants from Uganda. The custom
agents treated us like lepers.

Yall all lame

Hey Anonymous:

Free State or LHS?

Fixies are dumb.

The first rule of being a hipster is: don't self-identify as a "hipster."

Because people who dress like that are assholes, and only an asshole would care how their friends dress. So wait, you should fit in perfectly, ok you're right, it makes no fucking sense why you aren't accepted.

Stop moving here..fucking Portlandia.

Quit whining or it's straight back to Lawrence with you.

"Yes, I have tattoos, wear dark, "skinny" jeans, and ride a fixie. My beard isn't very full, but it's passable."

What do you mean by passable? Who are you trying to impress with it? My guess is people can smell your desperation from here to Kansas. :P

Also, the fixie, skinny jeans thing is pretty much dead now anyways. Most the people still doing that are the 5th tier hipsters who catch on to something after it reached the tipping point. The real hipsters are wearing overalls, live in the country and are making strange beers and antique bike frames.

Fake, lame, boring, written by someone with very little perspective on what is considered "hip" these days. 0/10

What, did you find a hipster checklist online when you decided to move here?

You know what your problem is? People don't like you because of all of your unnecessary quotation marks. Guaranteed that's what it is.

Moustache wax motherfucker. Do you own it?

i can't imagine why anyone wouldn't find your self-pity attractive...