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Maybe you should get some of those airport socks.
2
Lemme guess, you're from the suburbs of Detroit, right?
3
Well hurry up and fuck off then, we got 10 people moving from the bay area to take your apartment.
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Feel free to not come back!

No, seriously. Don't come back. There are too many of you. Yes, you.
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You might as well stay here, because...those people back home who are open, warm, direct, caring, and genuinely interested in others? They hate your guts.
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Guaranteed this is what I,A said about their hometown before moving here.
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I thought I was the only person who felt this way!
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Portland sometimes has a decent Summer. Fall is pretty, even with the rain. Old school native Orygunites are good folk, but most of them are already dead. Otherwise, downtown and Southwest are a really nice layout. The entire West Coast is subject to Earthquakes. The entire Cascade Range is all dormant volcanoes ready to erupt. The Midwest could be all gone if the Yellowstone Caldera should ever blow. Even the East Coast is on a dangerous fault line, and if LaPalma should happen to sink into the Atlantic the resultant tsunami could engulf the entire Eastern Seaboard. Maybe you ought to broaden your horizons, a bit wider.
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Oh Vancouver. It's like a whole other world over there.
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I hope you are surprised at how Portland has changed and there are now more people like yourself, more evolved and more civilized. It would be terrific if you checked back with us in a few months and let us know you are amazed at the basic common sense and decency you have encountered upon your return. Portland is a great place and we are glad to have you back, even if you are unhappy and sad to be here.
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i'mrightyourwrong attempts irony. Success?
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This here don't make a lick a sense. Surely there must be some po-dunk inbred shithole within the confines of Orygawn that would fit the bill rather nice like, I reckon? I mean, just how inbred is that joint you been talking up?
13
Christ, you Jersey fucks are all alike.
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I dunno, some of this shit was spot on.
15
You need a pill. You want to wipe out people for being aloof
or passive-aggressive. I'd love to know who your heroes are.
Get yourself a one-way back to Warm and Fuzzyville. Better
get your picture down from the Post Office wall though.
Do you have a dictionary of despicable diatribes?
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What town are you from? If the hipsters, attention whores and developers haven't ruined it yet, I might consider relocating there. Please respond at your earliest convenience - it's getting bad here fast.

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