Anonymous Oct 21, 2013 at 12:52 pm

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1
To practice parallel parking. Besides, they can park without having to plug a meter.
2
its called grocery store carpooling and that firetruck is the only 12 person vehicle they have? how the fuck would i know.

Have any other great questions?
3
If I had that big a hose I'd wanna show it off too.
4
So that if there's an emergency they need to respond to (like you choking on your dinner), they can run out to the truck and immediately drive to your place. Instead of running to their car, driving back to their station, running to their truck, and then driving to your place.
Just improving response time.
5
I think this is the same person who wrote "Thanks Randy Leonard!", only now he's become lazier and more jaded to the cause.

http://www.portlandmercury.com/IAnonymousB…
6
Well if we had a supermarket near the South Waterfront, they could just take the fireboat, but alas that's just not an option...
7
Because they are Real American Hero's

GOD BLESS R FIRST RESPONDERS!!
8
Q: Why do firefighters take their fucking fire engine grocery shopping?

A: They heard there was a red light sale on fucking bottled water.

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