You say this person has a vapid lifestyle, but the only things you reference about them is they are "uber healthy" and "110%" committed to their health and career. It must be awful to have a healthy, hard working roommate.
well, if you crunch the numbers... click click click click... 110%... click click click... plus the 5% he finds for you... tap click tap... ok, i think i got it... the fact that he can find 5% after giving an amazing 110%, hell anything over 100% for that matter is superhuman, it even defies math. you should count yourself lucky, Anonymous. You live with fucking superman.
Why don't I simply ask you to do something? Because I could go on the internet and bug people who have nothing to do with it. Plus, I'm too busy maintaining a meaningful existence, but not so meaningful I don't concern myself with dusting.
I'm getting better at this.