Professor Esteemus in the Hulk Sciences no doubt.

Reed is one of those places where anyone can show up and be a "professor" is it not?

The way the rest of this should go down is I,A's unexplained urge to befriend the crazy guy ends with I,A having his flesh eaten or at the very least freezer burned.

Ridiculously insane indeed.

A Reed professor who attends church in Gresham? Unless you're snorting ketamine off the pastor's wife's panties (or vice versa) by the end of part 2, I'm tuning this one out.

Wait a sec, are we talking Incredible or Real American style hulking? Cause if the latter was happening in my local church on the reg, I might attend.

You ARE familiar with Reed's motto, right? I believe atheism is about 1/3 of it...

The religion of Atheism is indoctrinated at Portland State University as well, but they do have a pretty much, Hulked out football team, whereas most students at Reed are wimpy little bookworms. Hulking out of course means to be built like Lou Ferrigno, rather than the Hulk's disciplining of bad guys. Maybe the subject of this thread is abnormally buff for a Reed student, so of course that and the fact that he attends church makes the professor, all the skinny little dudes and fat assed feminazis with hairy armpits, ridicule him as if insane.

Speaking of Atheists, did you read where China says they are seriously considering to nuke the entire West Coast of the United States? Why would they do that when Portland State University loves China and Communism, so much?

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Chinese-media-show-Seattle-as-potential-nuclear-target-230284061.html

Atheism is more of a belief system that it is a religion. Portland State University doesn't love China, just the Chinese Government.

Okay, I'll bite; just why DOES China make these threats? The smog is so bad in Harbin, that all of the surveillance cameras the government put up on every street corner can't even see three meters. It's probably safe there, now, for college students to go to church without even being seen. It would appear hat's more than you can say for at Reed.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1347835/security-fears-china-surveillance-cameras-are-blinded-thick-smog

HULK JESUS SMASH JUDAS! ROMANS BAD!
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1!!!

Why is any story about Reed like staring through a foggy glass into an alternate reality, where you can almost recognize the actions and motivations of the alterna-humans on the other side, but not quite.

Because they wear cloaks. All of them.

Parallel Universes Portals.

With an extra S.

I was waiting for the other two parts. But my comment is; nice church you attend. I hope they serve great coffee or cookies.

The West Hills Fault runs South to Portland State University, then heads East towards Reed College. If Reed College gets to have it's own, nuclear reactor, then why can't PSU?


http://reactor.reed.edu/experimenter.html

The reactor is available for Reed Student use regardless of your major or type of thesis, and is free of charge.

If you're not going to write {Part 2 of 3} Anon, can i do it?

Obviously this thread was written by one of the dimmer students at Reed, in attempt to intimidate the subject and maybe even get him to say something stupid to the actual professor. I guess she figures that he would be the type to read the Merc, same as her.

Occupy, PSfnU, atheism is not a religion OR a system of belief. It's simply about not giving a fuck about other people's religions and systems of belief. You don't have to work at it or think about it every day. You just stop giving a fuck about all of the fairy tales and such and get on with your life.

Atheists believe that there is no God. Agnostic is the truly scientific position to take on the subject of God, for anyone unfamiliar with the preponderance and veracity of ancient Hebrew Prophecy.

Are you familiar with the concept of "Teapot agnosticism"? Yeah, we can't disprove that there is a divine teapot circling the earth and pulling strings, because you can't technically disprove ANYTHING. That doesn't mean you have to keep an open mind about the possibility of the divine teapot, because the idea is stupid and obviously made up by a human. In this sense most atheists are technically "teapot agnostics". Yeah, we can't disprove shit, but the burden of proof isn't on us.

Marxist-Maoist Communist Atheists, are militant about their beliefs. There are hundreds of millions more of them, then there are the simple ignoramuses who have given the subject enough thought to call themselves atheists. Science is about proving testable theories; not jumping to conclusions either one way or another.

Applied Phenomenology
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjGRySVyTDk

1 The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap. 12 Woe to the multitude of many people, which make a noise like the noise of the seas; and to the rushing of nations, that make a rushing like the rushing of mighty waters! 13 The nations shall rush like the rushing of many waters: but God shall rebuke them, and they shall flee far off, and shall be chased as the chaff of the mountains before the wind, and like a rolling thing before the whirlwind. 14 And behold at eveningtide trouble; and before the morning he is not.

--Isaiah 17:1; Isaiah 17:12-14 (King James Version)

http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/isaiah/passage.aspx?q=isaiah+17:1;isaiah+17:12-14

Damascus, the capital and the second largest city of Syria, is the oldest continually inhabited city on Earth. Although conquered many times, it has never yet been destroyed, and it's status as an economic and cultural center of antiquity preserved it intact to this day. There are about 1,200 Prophecies in The Bible on more than 800 topics, approximately 80% of which have all come true, exactly as foretold. The remaining 20% or so, are all for the future; most of which are to take place withing a 7 year period of time.

There are arguably only 2 Prophecies left to be fulfilled before the beginning of the Great Tribulation; The Rapture of the Saints, and the destruction of Damascus.

The Bible itself declares that if any prediction in the book turns out other than as predicted, that the entire compilation must be destroyed and forgotten. False prophets were all stoned to death.

Just because no Bible Prophecy has ever turned out to be false, doesn't prove that the unfulfilled predictions are necessarily going to come true. To believe in The Bible you still have to be taking it on Faith. However, as one, over time, learns to trust a reliable, old, friend, one can gradually, learn to trust in The Bible.