I went out to have a cigarette last night to find 3 hobos sitting on my steps. One asked me for a cigarette and I was like 'just brought this one out with me.' He was all 'NO ONE SEEMS TO HAVE ANY ANYMORE.' fine attitude for someone trespassing on someone else's property.
When the homeless are complaining about other homeless bumming smokes, you know it's become a real problem. Stop bumming and start buying you fucking losers!!!!
I'm more than happy to finance my own suicide on the installment plan, but I'll be god damned if I'm gonna pay for someone else's.
I'll do my best to die in the street with a nearly full pack of smokes so the bums can pick at my carcass like some crazed vultures.
People getting up in your personal space and bumming smokes off you constantly is just a 'You need to quit' tax. That's always how I looked at it.
And then I magically quit smoking... and guess how many fuck faces have come up to me since and asked me for a cigarette before rolling their eyes at me and storming off?
I'm more than happy to finance my own suicide on the installment plan, but I'll be god damned if I'm gonna pay for someone else's.
I'll do my best to die in the street with a nearly full pack of smokes so the bums can pick at my carcass like some crazed vultures.
Look Mom no apostrophes!
And then I magically quit smoking... and guess how many fuck faces have come up to me since and asked me for a cigarette before rolling their eyes at me and storming off?