I,A jealousy because co-worker won't share his blow.

Let's have a snot-themed poetry contest! THIS TIME I KNOW I CAN WIN!

and for everyone around to hear this all day is maddening.
just like I'Anon says go to the bathroom and blow your nose.
So very gross.

One time a snotty guy sitting near me on the bus let out a huge sneeze which jettisoned said snot into his bare hand. He looked around and then wiped it on the wall of the bus. At least your coworker is keeping the snot in his face.

I totally sympathize Anon. This is the grossest shit ever. The other day someone sat behind me on the streetcar and every 3 seconds she was snuffling her snot and it drove me mad. So absolutely disgusting.

As a Libertarian I support personal freedom to suck as much goop through your nostrils as you want as long as it does not infringe upon my right to own a military style assault rifle with a high capacity magazine and a laser scope and a built-in fleshlight

Nothing beats the guy who presses one nostril and blows
hard through the clogged one and just lets it fly
, unless its the guy
who phlegm coughs so loud and repetitively you think his
lung will fly out and then he gives it one last throat-clearing
hawk and spits it into the wind. Have a nice dinner
everyone.

My ancestors speet on your hairocut. Ptui!

The I, A used 800 words to say Snot: it snot cool.

I, A: Aziz Ansari did a whole bit about someone like you. That's a sign: ask nicely.

Maybe they read the articles on how blowing your nose will actually make your congestion worse in the long run (like this'un: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/10/health/1…).