To summarize:

* No families allowed.

* No opening the egg carton to make sure they're fine.

* Allow the person with 3 items (who, for whatever reason isn't using self checkout) to cut in line.

* No requesting the store carry new items. Ever.

I understand you hate life because you work in a grocery store and that's understandably a life worthy of hating, and hating yourself for accepting, and the holidays can be stressful, but I assure you the problem here is you. It's 100% you.

Hear, hear, I,A. I am launching my own grocery chain for sour, childless single adults who refuse to celebrate holidays. Grab a frozen pizza and a 12-pack and stuff your face until you pass out drunk in front of the XBOX for the sixth time this week because goddamn it is lonely in this studio apartment

Pubes in my kale? For free? You know how much I'd have to pay for that in Japan?

I take it you haven't sold the Toyota yet...

lol Todd. I'm sure there's a vending machine somewhere in that country serving up pubes, next to the panty machine I bet

I notice the self checkout machines are sass free.

Nobody is commenting on the dog part. Who brings their dog out when it's this cold! How cruel!

I hate people that block the aisle. Put your cart to one side and stand in front of or behind it. Aisles should be two-lane, not one oblivious asshole blocking the whole aisle while staring at 20 kinds of beans.

I got in line before you did, so no you can't cut. Shoulda went to Plaid for that Crush-flavored Hubba Bubba

You need a valium. Or a bong hit. Or both.

Jerry: "What is this? What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing?"

George: "What?"

JS: "Our lives! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men."

GC: "No we're not. We're not men."

JS: "Are we going to be sitting here when we're sixty like two idiots?"

GC: "We should be having dinner with our sons when we're sixty."

JS: "We're pathetic, you know that?"

GC: "Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic."

I know you're joking Chunty McHutchence, but I would totally shop there!

i support this gripe. And, as stated above, please folks, get a clue that, like a road, there are lanes. The aisle does not belong to you & the 10 people you chose to bring shopping with you.