Anonymous Nov 26, 2013 at 11:55 am

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1
Coincidentally, "Fuck Your Dutch Oven" is also the name of one of the more awkward pornos of recent years...
2
Gosh, why doesn't anyone invite me to anything anymore?
3
To be fair, your dressing did taste like reindeer piss.
4
The worst thing about this I,A is it will attract Chef Multknowman in here with a diatribe about the Potlatch tradition of the Calapooya tribe and how it is shat upon every single day by modern carny workers.
5
If you fuck a perfectly mismatched vintage plate, you're going to break it.
6
A lady I knew once explained what sort of lesbian she was to me; "I have sex with women, but I don't go to *potlucks*."
You shoulda heard how dirty she made that word sound.
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"Oh cool, you roasted a turkey and made a pumpkin pie? I brought most of a bottle of Hidden Valley. Pretty sure someone else had lettuce. Where's the booze?" - I,A
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Just say you can't make it to their potluck, and do something you like. Whatever it is, you will happier by yourself and so will the one that invited you. JUST STAY HOME,PLEASE
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^^Pretty much. Maybe trade places with one of the people who go to a shelter for their holiday dinner IA. Or maybe some fortunate soul enjoying a tv dinner. Yes, this happens and you anon are a whiny mother fucker. Shut up.
10
I too detest potlucks! Anon you left out this one: "Don't forget to include an ingredient list for those with food sensitivities."
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It wouldn't be vegan gluten-free GBLT square-state-expat Thanksgiving without a little locally-sourced free-range organic condescension. God forbid any of real families show up
12
If it weren't for potluck I would have no luck.
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The food sounds delicious. These are the only potlucks worth going to. Go back to Minnesota and have fun chomping down your hot-dog casserole. Just consume away while not caring about where shit comes from. To eat well and be moral isn't snobby it is human.

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