You need but drive 30 minutes from where you are to be in Budweiser-ville. Stop enforcing conformity. If you don't have a car "Train Track Charlie", the Cascades train stops in many a piss ant town.
Tuft Hunter threw me. Train Tract Charlie, if you stop shouting at people, and move on down the track,you will not have to hide behind the Pearl District. Get some meds, do a good deed,and if you don't,somebody is going to knock you out.Then you will blame us all.
Git off yer high falootin high horse with yer fancypants "Budwieser" and yer hoity-toity "pickled eggs" and come on down here and snack on slim jims and sip steel reserve with the rest of us.
It is rapscallions such as you who bring down loft values with your shouting of obscenities.
Seems like you think the world should gather at your feet to hear The Truth. Check that ego, bub.
egg in your beer
yes sir I fear
you want egg in your beer
-Shopping Cart Sammy
I pity any that remain, condemned to walk the earth in the looming shadow of post-ironic hobocity.