Anonymous Nov 26, 2013 at 2:46 pm

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and ice cream has no bones.
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I bet it's my fault that I have no idea what "tuft-hunters" are.
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You need but drive 30 minutes from where you are to be in Budweiser-ville. Stop enforcing conformity. If you don't have a car "Train Track Charlie", the Cascades train stops in many a piss ant town.
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Train Track Charlie: may you have gone 500 miles before the day is done.

It is rapscallions such as you who bring down loft values with your shouting of obscenities.
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Groundskeeper Willie, is that you?
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Shouting obscenities at passers-by? I can't imagine why you don't get a response.

Seems like you think the world should gather at your feet to hear The Truth. Check that ego, bub.
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Tuft Hunter threw me. Train Tract Charlie, if you stop shouting at people, and move on down the track,you will not have to hide behind the Pearl District. Get some meds, do a good deed,and if you don't,somebody is going to knock you out.Then you will blame us all.
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egg in your beer
egg in your beer
yes sir I fear
you want egg in your beer
9
Git off yer high falootin high horse with yer fancypants "Budwieser" and yer hoity-toity "pickled eggs" and come on down here and snack on slim jims and sip steel reserve with the rest of us.

-Shopping Cart Sammy
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Note to Anon: 'respectful' and 'Budweiser' should never be used in the same sentence.
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Oh, get over yourself already.
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thankfully most hobos didn't live long enough to see their culture unearthed, its corpse fucked and propped up against a barrel fire by Vice Magazine.

I pity any that remain, condemned to walk the earth in the looming shadow of post-ironic hobocity.
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Your obscenities just vanish into the rest of crazy town. Sorry no one gives a fuck about your insane rantings you fucking hobo.
14
Looks like somebody needs to participate in a "Soup Kitchen."

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