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Haven't they invented a non-secular social media yet? It could be called 'Faithbook' or 'MyShame'. Problem solved.
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Problem one: You're on Facebook.
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Ugh, anyone posting about their "swollen nipples" on my Facebook would be automatically defriended. That's fucking gross and nobody wants to hear about it, thanks.
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Facebook is a nightmarish hellscape of social retardation.
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I don't Assface but let's see whose worse: person privately asking you to tone down your grossness or you posting your grossness for all to see?
You're also that person on the cell phone at the restaurant loudly talking about your hemorrhoids, aren't you?
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Anon, if you want to post sweet sex talk on facebook, i will be your friend. It's just articles about sex folks! You read them on the Merc for fucks sakes. Sheesh! Anon isnt posting about "their" swollen nipples, and they are not in control of their mutual friend liking something that may offend someone who Anon isnt friends with. Maybe privately asking should come out of the prude closet.

Playing with nipples during my ovulation week makes my orgasm increase? Fuck'n-a-yes!
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If you didn't bring enough swollen nipples for the whole class you're going to have to leave them at home.
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Respond with a request for a photo of her HUGE BALLS.
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Just tell her you want her to not contact you. She sounds like trouble. Amazing how soon we forget why we haven't spoke to them in years. Then they find you, and remind you of all the things you want to forget. You don't need friends like that. Love the Virgin Mary line. Protect yourself,be strong and it is alright to be rude.

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