This really puts a damper on my new restaurant, "An Establishment Wherein One Might Obtain a Suitable Meal and a Rather Enjoyable Mixed Beverage, Should One So Choose".
"By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing...kill yourself...you're the ruiner of all things good...you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage...kill yourself." - Bill Hicks
"Remember, white walls, wooden everything else, including service." This is my favorite part. I think there are a lot of genuinely wooden people in Portland.