While I hope this person is never my server, I have never understood the discounted kids' meals. They should be double, and families are the worst tippers.
Are you working Christmas Day? Oh I hope so. It's your big chance to tell those little rug rats that Santa Claus is'nt all he cracked up to be. How about a New Years Resolution...Be Nice.
2 dollars? Is this I anon or "Better off Dead"? Are we allowed to make eye contact with you? I do not want to incur the wrath of the sensitive server you know.
When my kids were young, I sometimes tipped on the amount of the mess, as opposed to the bill. You may need to leave a five dollar tip for a small hot chocolate if there was a big clean up. It's called being an adult, and being respectful.
Yo, I,Anon... Please go fuck yourself without lube and a 30 grit sandpaper condom!!! You are a piece of shit and probably always will be.
Your tips will always suck because you're a smug and detestable prick. I bet your coworkers laugh when you get shitty tips too.
BTW, I was out at dinner the other night and my server asked if I'd like another drink. My response... "That's sounds great." Guess that makes me a piece of shit because I didn't thank him until he came back with my beer, right?
Try saying this shit to someone's face when you're ready to quit, or more likely, getting fired. Even a passive aggressive Portlander would probably knock your teeth in. God, i hope it's me you do this to one day. Until then, go play in traffic.
Alright quennie lad with mammy tendencies chop chop nothing to see here everyone has to get their hands on dirty sometime and dont mind that blue box over there here we go a tennar and keep the pints coming.
Your tips will always suck because you're a smug and detestable prick. I bet your coworkers laugh when you get shitty tips too.
BTW, I was out at dinner the other night and my server asked if I'd like another drink. My response... "That's sounds great." Guess that makes me a piece of shit because I didn't thank him until he came back with my beer, right?
Try saying this shit to someone's face when you're ready to quit, or more likely, getting fired. Even a passive aggressive Portlander would probably knock your teeth in. God, i hope it's me you do this to one day. Until then, go play in traffic.