Im a moron and this is my wife.
Shes frosting a cake with a paper knife.
All what we got here's American made.
Its a little bit cheesy but it's nicely displayed.
Well, we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks,
We just get on the phone and call up some flakes.
They rush on over and wreck it some more
And we are so dumb, they're linin up at our door.
Well, our toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says, "Never flush a tampoon."
This great information cost me half a weeks pay and the toilet blew up later on the next day.
Shes frosting a cake with a paper knife.
All what we got here's American made.
Its a little bit cheesy but it's nicely displayed.
Well, we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks,
We just get on the phone and call up some flakes.
They rush on over and wreck it some more
And we are so dumb, they're linin up at our door.
Well, our toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says, "Never flush a tampoon."
This great information cost me half a weeks pay and the toilet blew up later on the next day.