IÂ’m a moron and this is my wife.
SheÂ’s frosting a cake with a paper knife.
All what we got here'Â’s American made.
ItÂ’s a little bit cheesy but it's nicely displayed.
Well, we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks,
We just get on the phone and call up some flakes.
They rush on over and wreck it some more
And we are so dumb, they're lininÂ’ up at our door.
Well, our toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says, "Never flush a tampoon”."
This great information cost me half a weeks pay and the toilet blew up later on the next day.
SheÂ’s frosting a cake with a paper knife.
All what we got here'Â’s American made.
ItÂ’s a little bit cheesy but it's nicely displayed.
Well, we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks,
We just get on the phone and call up some flakes.
They rush on over and wreck it some more
And we are so dumb, they're lininÂ’ up at our door.
Well, our toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says, "Never flush a tampoon”."
This great information cost me half a weeks pay and the toilet blew up later on the next day.