Anonymous Dec 30, 2013 at 5:47 am

Porch Sex Creepos

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1
You're a glass-half-empty type, aren't you. At least they weren't having drunk public sex with a possum.
Todd Mecklem on December 30, 2013 at 7:02 AM Report this
2
Why didn't you just turn the hose on them?
scaler911 on December 30, 2013 at 8:14 AM Report this
3
I TRIED TO TELL YOUR WIFE WE SHOULD GET A MOTEL ROOM BUT SHE INSISTED
Drunk & Write on December 30, 2013 at 10:20 AM Report this
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@DrunkandWhite

You blew the punchline again

Its I TRIED TO TELL YOUR MOM

Minus 10.
i'mrightyourwrong on December 30, 2013 at 10:48 AM Report this
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Drunk & Write nailed it. I was with Anon's mom on the back porch.
Batman on December 30, 2013 at 11:02 AM Report this
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Doin' it sex.
Barf! on December 30, 2013 at 12:49 PM Report this
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Why doesn't anyone call me for the early morning anymore? My porch listing is still up on craigslist...hell, I even still might be able to borrow my bros possum costume...
buddy on December 30, 2013 at 5:20 PM Report this
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Guess my ex is having a merry holiday season after all, despite my fervent wishes to the contrary.
lyle on December 31, 2013 at 11:52 AM Report this
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I don't see nuthin' wrong with a lil' bump n grind. As long as you and your seminal fluid stay the hell off my porch.
RickStevens on December 31, 2013 at 12:42 PM Report this
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Well if it was Florida you could have shot both of them and gotten away with it.
landocal on December 31, 2013 at 3:52 PM Report this

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