Yeah, how DARE they perpetuate the species/take on the task of raising the next generation (who will be supporting YOUR sorry ass when you are some snot-nosed, hacking, senile elder in a shitty diaper inconveniencing everyone else).
You'd better hope they have more patience and tolerance for you then than you have for them now, but I wouldn't count on it, given that you're an asshole now and aren't likely to change much...except to expect everyone else to cater to you and your age-related needs/issues later).
In the meantime, get bent. We live in a multi-generational society. The onus is on YOU to segregate yourself from those you find offensive due to their age, not the other way around.
Also I pawned my last original caffeinated can of Four Loko to Hawker's Locker for a sweet twenty bucks
The bug zapper has attracted yet another pestilence which would otherwise have done senseless evil.
By the way, I picked a little something up from KFC at xmas dinner. Todd you like?
Guessing that's because I,A is face-first in a bag of paint thinner.
"Fucking chickenshit anus" sounds like a really dark form of porn.
You'd better hope they have more patience and tolerance for you then than you have for them now, but I wouldn't count on it, given that you're an asshole now and aren't likely to change much...except to expect everyone else to cater to you and your age-related needs/issues later).
In the meantime, get bent. We live in a multi-generational society. The onus is on YOU to segregate yourself from those you find offensive due to their age, not the other way around.