Get Out of Portland!

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You're going to have to be a hell of a lot friendlier if you expect us to throw in for your new space bar. Flies/honey and all that.

direly on January 12, 2014 at 9:00 AM

One reason I moved here is because Portlanders are *nice*. So where are you from?

Satorical on January 12, 2014 at 9:51 AM

I ANONYMOUS ABOUT I ANONYMOUS. WHOA. META.

Drunk & Write on January 12, 2014 at 10:39 AM

Would somebody please complete the circle of life and post an I,Anon about angry jackasses posting I,Anon's?

Thank you.

RickStevens on January 12, 2014 at 12:14 PM

Portland Mercury- where adhering to editorial standards=licking the floor of public restrooms

i'mrightyourwrong on January 12, 2014 at 2:05 PM

Who made you in charge? Life must have been terrible for you. You are a big baby. BOO HOO.

seentomuch on January 12, 2014 at 3:25 PM

New York City's gotz it go'n on.

on January 12, 2014 at 3:58 PM

HARD2readustuffwhen nO grammar or puntuctuation functionLOL

on January 12, 2014 at 5:59 PM

Oh no not again. The firing on Ft. Sumter, sinking of the Maine, assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and Pearl Harbor. Publicly insulting Mercury Ranters? Steven Humphrey I will be at your service tomorrow morn after my wife lets out my Jungle Utilities and I take my Meds.

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!

seentomuch on January 12, 2014 at 6:35 PM

Please take your pills and go down to your Momma's basement. We all love and care about you and hope you get better some day!!

guidoman on January 12, 2014 at 10:35 PM

You first.

seanpdx on January 13, 2014 at 1:22 PM

Can it IA....you probably moved here from somewhere and brought your bad habits with you too.

Chorizogrande on January 13, 2014 at 10:37 PM